The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson , died and went to heaven.
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur . 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles
have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.'
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, ' I want to hang out with God.'
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle? '
Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...'
God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?'
Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?'
God said, 'Ah, yes.'
'Well,' said Arthur , professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention !
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end suspension.
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds
3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about too much
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!
'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.'
God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.
The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur , 'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours'.
This Joke made my day lol. Thought it is a idea worth sharing. Taken from here
Reminds me about a friend who asked, Honda lovers what is the motto of Honda? K let me tell you it's Driving Dreams. So what is the motto of Harvey Davidson? Me and a few other guys and girls pause Erm Erm dunno. He says Meant to Ride. So girls are like Harvey Davidson. Guys laugh and girl's laugh too but the girls started getting wild they started bashing and chasing him. Wat a laugh! I think now the motto is Live to Ride.
Hmmm do you know why my blog is named patrick4ever? How come my yahoo email is patrick_ho_4ever@yahoo.com? I realized so many Patrick Ho in the world =.= even patrickho.com is taken. So at that point of time was inspired by F4 then I thought hmm 4ever sounds ok. So end up made it that way.
There is this song I kinda like it is named 4ever by The Veronicas enjoy!
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Come on baby we ain’t gonna live 4ever
Let me show you all the things that we could do
You know you wanna be together
And I wanna spend the night with you
Yeah, yeah (with you)
Yeah, yeah
Come with me tonight
We could make the night last 4ever
The veronicas - Untouched worth a listen too
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